But you have no experience in the kitchen? Oh my god, are we starting from scratch? Can you hold a knife in one hand without cutting the other? Do you smoke? Are your hands clean? If you smoke add up the accumulated time you spend leaving the kitchen, smoking in the designated smoking area, coming back inside, washing your hands and eventually getting back to work. Deduct that time from your regular thirty-minute break. Do you have any music? Bring it with you because if we have to spend another day with our old tunes we’re going to have a mutiny.
You’re hot? There are no more electrical outlets left to plug fans in. We’ve cut holes and added windows to as many walls as possible. So you’re just going to have to deal with the heat. Wear thinner clothing. Now sit down and read this, come back in half an hour and we’ll get to work.
To be continued…
